icon Who is this guy?

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Hey! I'm Storeyed, (pronounced store-eyed), a 17 y/o italian guy who's really passionate about Minecraft, gaming, art and so much more! My birthday's on July 4th, which is something I always found hilarious and could've been a lot funnier if I were American.

I consider myself to be kind and a nice person to be around, but I can sometimes be easily irritable. I'm sorry if I ever lash out at you! I never actually mean it, it's just frustration building up. I try to avoid it, but it's something worth mentioning nonetheless. My humor's all over the place, I find anything stupid hilarious...

What I consider myself to be mostly known for is my OCs being Minecraft blocks/ores, and people often wonder why I chose to be an ore. The answer's pretty simple, actually! In 2021, most of my profile pics on my socials was the Microsoft diamond ore gamerpic. It still is my Microsoft account gamerpic to this day!

As for why I specifically CHOSE to become a diamond ore, I was in an art Discord server that had an "art-games" channel, a prompt based drawing challenge. 5 years ago, the owner of said server posted this very prompt:
Draw an OC as its polar opposite! Meaning if they’re big and scary, they’d be small and flirty! This can also be done species wise.
That gave me sudden art motivation, which led me to install ibisPaint and draw the first ever depiction of my sona, Storeyed technically Lapsical too.... based on my profile picture at the time!

From that first drawing to now, my OCs have mostly been related to Minecraft, with a few recent outliers, and I'm strangely glad a Discord prompt is what started my art and overall online career.

icon What are your interests?

Gamer
If you hadn't already figured it out, I like playing videogames! While my life is not like one, I sure have dedicated most of it towards this simple hobby. Now that I think about it, the favorite games below tend to be indie and look very cartoony most of the time...

Somehow a fan of opinions? Hovering on a game will bring up a small tooltip that contains my thoughts on the game!
Super Mario 64 DS

Nintendo, 2004

Garry's Mod

Facepunch Studios, 2006

Minecraft

Mojang, 2009

Shovel Knight

Yacht Club Games, 2014

Undertale

Toby Fox, 2015

DELTARUNE

Toby Fox, 2018

ULTRAKILL

Hakita, 2020

Pizza Tower

Tour De Pizza, 2023

Ring Racers

Kart Krew Dev, 2024

ANTONBLAST

Summitsphere, 2024

BUSTER JAM

TALLGLASS, 2025

Captain Wayne

Ciaran Games LLC, 2025

Gamer
Whew... That's a moderate amount of games, huh? You thought I would've asked for unlimited bacon by now, and you'd be right! When I'm not playing something, I happen to draw, especially using the art programs below!
Art programs I use
Aseprite
ibisPaint X
MS Paint
Select an icon to view my opinion on the program!

Aseprite - Igara Studio S.A.

Aseprite is a pixel-art program made for illustrations, sprites, animations and is also my current art program! It's pretty sweet, customizable and particularly easy to use! Some of the trickier stuff this program offers may be hard to figure out at first, but Aseprite provides cheat sheets and tooltips for tool shortcuts. Do give it a try if you have the money!

Alternatively, you can use Libresprite, a fork of Aseprite and more or less a "free version" of it

ibisPaint X - ibis inc.

ibisPaint X is an art program made with most mediums, including animations, in mind! It's my secondary art program, as I barely draw on my phone now. It's pretty easy to use yet not all too customizable. If you're a beginner artist and don't know what to pick, I believe ibisPaint X is your best choice! It was my art program of choice until very recently yet I still hold it in high regards.

My only complaint is the amount of features and other tidbits locked behind Premium. I don't particularly blame them too much, but it can get a little jarring, honestly.

MS Paint - Microsoft

MS Paint needs no introduction. It was my very first art program, and I still use it occasionally. Compared to the other two, MSPaint is only for some dumb doodles or concept art. Still a relatively fine program nonetheles, despite its obvious limitations.

"Limitations?" you might wonder, and that's because I use the Windows 7/10 version of MS Paint, I don't really like the Windows 11 version too much.

icon Why did you make this site?

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I have quite a few reasons why! It all started when Knightly was working on his website back in 2023, which inspired me to make my own! Now, the first rendition of Storeyed's Neocity wasn't exactly the best, but it definitely got me somewhere.. I owe a lot to him, he's been there since the very beginning of this website and even made this site's first and proper layout!

While it may or may not be obvious, another reason Storeyed's Neocity exists is because of the hugely limited profile customization of today's social media. Just a banner, profile picture and a bio with a strict character limit aren't enough! I really wanted something unique, something that stood out among the rest, to show the world who I really am. That's where Neocities comes in, and it has given me a lot more freedom to truly describe and express myself.

Last, and actually least was the sudden surge of personal websites 3 years ago! People's Carrds, Wixsites, and Strawpages have, strangely enough, given 13 year old me the motivation to make a space truly for myself! Despite all 3 being made specifically with a "no code necessary" approach, I prefer Neocities much more as I feel like it gives you a lot more freedom compared to those sites, but you're free to choose what you want to make the web truly yours!

Any closing statements?

Smirking face
it makes my balls bust lmao